amusedI had completely forgotten this bit by Katt Williams, and it's just so awesome I had to transcribe it.
Video link -- very NSFW.
"Live your motherfucking life. You gotta get your motherfucking hustle. You gotta understand that niggers is gonna hate you regardless. Get that outta your head, that fantasy world where niggers ain't hating on you. You gotta be grateful. You need haters. What the fuck is you complaining about? What the fuck do you think a hater's job is? To fucking hate, so let those motherfuckers do their god-damned jobs. What the fuck is you complaining about?
"Ladies, if you've got fourteen women hating on you, you've gotta figure out how the fuck to get to sixteen before the summer get here. The fuck is you mad about? Fellas, if you got twenty haters, you need forty of those motherfuckers. What is you complaining about?
"If there's any haters in here right now who don't have anybody to hate on, then feel free to hate on me. Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious when you know it is, bitch."
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2009-03-12 12:13 am (UTC)
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Tim Harris
The Seeker
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2009-03-12 12:27 am (UTC)
That said, Eddie, your hair ain't luxurious.
2009-03-12 12:30 am (UTC)
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2009-03-12 12:55 am (UTC)
Anyone with a name that is a variation of Kat is Genius.
2009-03-12 03:43 am (UTC)
Re: Anyone with a name that is a variation of Kat is Genius.
2009-03-12 04:20 am (UTC)
that was funny
2009-03-12 04:36 am (UTC)
But the video clip was hilarious. :)